The winner of this week’s caption contest is Rick, who submitted “Son, does this tie make me look fat enough to stab you with this knife?”
Well, he changed his entry to this with some prompting. In person. At the mall.
So congratulations, Rick, for winning our first legitimate caption contest, and not losing out to Russian Spam. Readers, keep at it! Maybe someday you’ll win with no changes!
Uh, yeah. That’s what I meant to type, but it, uh, got cut off. Thanks!